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Old Dec 07, 2005, 04:21 PM // 16:21   #81
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Normally you're supposed to wear something smart under graduation robes ._0 got any pics
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 04:31 PM // 16:31   #82
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i'm probly the only kid this ever happend to i really lost my trunks while swiming in PE
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:27 PM // 17:27   #83
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No....No...Your not.. Highdive 1986, into the pool; out of the shorts. Worst thing is after one of those is that you are not within reach of your shorts. You must make the long swim to get them.

Thanks for bringing that up. It was buried and forgotten for so many years.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:36 PM // 17:36   #84
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I was doing a soap box derby in my town (get in a small car and roll down hill) and there were some cones...I ran over like 5 of them then nearly took out like 10 people and then being the idiot i am i got bak on course and went under the finish line so they could get my time and i of course lost the race...

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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:44 PM // 17:44   #85
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No....No...Your not.. Highdive 1986, into the pool; out of the shorts. Worst thing is after one of those is that you are not within reach of your shorts. You must make the long swim to get them.

Thanks for bringing that up. It was buried and forgotten for so many years.

i couldn't find mine
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:01 PM // 18:01   #86
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I can't believe i'm gonna put this online ..lol
worse moment ever in time was while at my old boyfriends house. He was having an 18th birthday party. So i decided to give him some loving for his birthday. we managed to sneak off un-noticed..i had a skirt with no underwear on just to tease him a bit. well when we were all done static cling got the best of me showing off backside as my skirt was clinging on to my blouse. I was so use to the draft from not wearing underwear all day..that i had no clue.worse part is seeing my ass showing in one picture taken from the party. My ass is off to the side,an my face doesn't show but everyone pretty much knows what it was me...an they know what went on.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03   #87
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any pics lol jk
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #88
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That doesn't top the graduation story though.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #89
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My ex has them i'm sure.....he use to say if i died he could id my body by the small mole on my left ass cheek
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #90
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hahaha well that has to be assuring to know
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:09 PM // 18:09   #91
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Now that IS a bit more embarassing.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #92
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That doesn't top the graduation story though.
no it doesn't....however i have heard alot of stories like that one. My cousin had that happen to her.She wasn't too smart either...she wore little clothing underneath as well. She wasn't in the center of stage..she was more off to the side as she was getting on the stage steps. She still has her front tooth chipped.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:14 PM // 18:14   #93
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when I was little poop rolled out my diaper in the middle of hotel lobby beat that lol
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:17 PM // 18:17   #94
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my first sexual incounter.. haha.. lol maybe i should tell the story.. me and my girlfriend where 16at the time and it was my birthday and she came over early before my rents got home from work.. she comes into the house gives me a kiss and tells me that shes got my present.. me noticing that she has nothing in her hand asks ya what is it.. and she tells me to go wait in my room and shell bring it to me.. so im sitting on my bed and she comes in and shes nude from head to toe.. and she jumps on top of me and says do you know waht your getting now.. well ill jump forward we start going at it when my dog runs in and jumps on the bed and starts licking her ass.. she rolls off the bed and smashes her head off the table and starts bleeding and shes nocked out.. i paniced and called a ambulance.. well right after i got off the phone she awoke.. and my parents came home.. i just kinda sat beside her asking if she was okay.. not paying atention to what was going on in the house and in runs my mom and theres me and her buck naked and theres blood squirting from her head.. it was not what i imagined sex would be like

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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #95
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At least you had one. To some people, the lack thereof is embarrassing all to itself.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #96
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amen to that one
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 07:08 PM // 19:08   #97
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my first sexual incounter.. haha.. lol maybe i should tell the story.. me and my girlfriend where 16at the time and it was my birthday and she came over early before my rents got home from work.. she comes into the house gives me a kiss and tells me that shes got my present.. me noticing that she has nothing in her hand asks ya what is it.. and she tells me to go wait in my room and shell bring it to me.. so im sitting on my bed and she comes in and shes nude from head to toe.. and she jumps on top of me and says do you know waht your getting now.. well ill jump forward we start going at it when my dog runs in and jumps on the bed and starts licking her ass.. she rolls off the bed and smashes her head off the table and starts bleeding and shes nocked out.. i paniced and called a ambulance.. well right after i got off the phone she awoke.. and my parents came home.. i just kinda sat beside her asking if she was okay.. not paying atention to what was going on in the house and in runs my mom and theres me and her buck naked and theres blood squirting from her head.. it was not what i imagined sex would be like
i know some women like it rough..but man that's too much
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 07:40 PM // 19:40   #98
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thats even beyond S&M lol
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #99
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my first sexual incounter.. haha.. lol maybe i should tell the story.. me and my girlfriend where 16at the time and it was my birthday and she came over early before my rents got home from work.. she comes into the house gives me a kiss and tells me that shes got my present.. me noticing that she has nothing in her hand asks ya what is it.. and she tells me to go wait in my room and shell bring it to me.. so im sitting on my bed and she comes in and shes nude from head to toe.. and she jumps on top of me and says do you know waht your getting now.. well ill jump forward we start going at it when my dog runs in and jumps on the bed and starts licking her ass.. she rolls off the bed and smashes her head off the table and starts bleeding and shes nocked out.. i paniced and called a ambulance.. well right after i got off the phone she awoke.. and my parents came home.. i just kinda sat beside her asking if she was okay.. not paying atention to what was going on in the house and in runs my mom and theres me and her buck naked and theres blood squirting from her head.. it was not what i imagined sex would be like
heh, u two still together?
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #100
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Sister Rosette....Anyone get any PICs?

Sorry...couldn't resist....
¬_¬; No.......

Luckily most of my class was too busy laughing to snap pictures.
And the wives in the crowd were too busy hitting their husbands
for staring.

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Normally you're supposed to wear something smart under graduation robes ._0 got any pics
We weren't allowed to wear anything with a neck or straps, which is about
99% of my wardrobe. And the ones I do have are too dark and show through,
shirtless was the only option.

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omg asl teh plz.
Liek omg click teh profile o rly?
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